Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Week 3 Recap and Week 4 Predictions

Week 3 Recap & Week 4 Predictions

EBP Scout Record now stands at 13-5 (0.722) in its 2017 predictions.

In a crazy mixed up world that is the NFL for 2018, the PSA Rifle Crew League has been fairly predictable if you read this blog. With a 72% accuracy rate of the EBP scouts, management is actively working with the HR department to remove the “no drugs” rules from Beaver Posse’s HR hand book. The Beaver Posse’s exists to win championships, and if you need a little smoke in your eye to “see clearly” then so be it! Maybe we will move the team from Memphis to Colorado if we can’t get some concessions.

Let it be known however that the Elvis’ Beaver Posse’ will not have anyone kneeling for the national anthem or during any Elvis song for that matter! To ensure this policy retains its integrity, EBP will be bringing on Richard Petty this week as a consultant to test the organization’s compliance to the policy. We will see what type of skills The King of the Oval Track brings to the EBP organization. Petty sure knows a thing or two about building a dynasty and we welcome his inputs to the starting lineup for week 4!

Week 4 Predictions:

The Carlos Danger bunch looks to upset God Graham It this week after the embarrassment that was week 3. Carlos doesn’t react well when facing the potential of a losing record! Look for major roster changes and some help from an underperforming Julio Jones in the coming week. The margin of victory will be slim but we think he will get the win and hang the first “L” of the season on Graham It.

The EBP thinks the huge win week 3 by the LeadSlingers was a fluke and see the Stormtroopers taking the win in week 4. Hunter Henry has laid a goose egg in the last 2 out of 3 games and the Kirk Cousins that showed up last week was not the Kirk Cousins we have seen in 2017 and we expect some regression to the mean. Stormtroopers win convincingly.

Trey City gets their first win of the 2017 season over the “Cleveland Browns” of the PSA Rifle Crew League (aka Show Me Your TDs). However, this one is razor thin and statistically it was a tie, but we are not afraid to take a side and make a decision around here! Playing it safe never wins championships. Trey City wins by less than 10 points!

Your Blumin’ continues their losing streak this week to the Kangaroo Smashers who are continuing to benefit nicely from a major lop-sided trade they made with the Stormtroopers a couple weeks ago. Personally, we here at the EBP think the commissioner should have stepped in and stopped that one-sided trade from happening, as one of those players was injured and one was not even a starter! Nice play Smashers…..nice play!

Beats By Ray continues to remain in the supreme realm of the unbeaten with Crowell in his lineup. But not this week! Beats By Ray descends into the realm of the commoners at the hands of The Other Other Guy this week. We are expecting this matchup to be the “Blowout of the Week” as along as Crowell and Blount remain in the lineup.

Not that we need to mention it, but we will anyway….. The EBP will be accepting Sit/Start input from Richard Petty this week. One might be nervous about giving up such an important responsibility to someone from outside the sport, but Kings of a Feather Flock Together. The King of Rock n Roll and The King of the Stockcar should make a formability pair. Look for a break from the norm as the Beaver Posse shows new formations and roster changes to ensure a victory over a winless Laces Out Dan team. Never underestimate a wounded  animal.  Just when you think they have quit and given up they will jump up and bite you!  We have been wondering all season however why Dan hasn’t taken his own advice this season and kept the laces out????

May beer and chicken wings be in your future.

Cheers

The EBP Team

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