Week 5 Fall out at Graceland Beaver Dam
Trying to save money on consolation by using our mail boy
was a complete train wreck and resulted in a humiliating loss this past
week. Upper management was furious and mortgaged
every asset to get the best expert advice before kick-off week 6 to turn this
season around before it is too late!
For those of you that don’t know, Elvis fought with Uncle
Ted at the Alamo when the Mexicans came across the border and tried to take
Uncle Ted’s guns. Contrary to what you
were taught in grade school, they all fought together against the Mexican
onslaught, so they go way back! (That
should tell you everything you need to know about those government run
brainwashing centers they call “schools”!) So Elvis asked Uncle Ted for help to salvage
this season, He was quick to return the
favor and wasted no time giving advice.
No one gets it done better or faster than Ted Nugent!
Ted’s first advice is to change the team’s image. Week 5 image of the Posse’, in Ted’s own
words, “you looked like a bunch of losers” last week. So we needed to refresh our image and re-invent
ourselves, try and look not like losers. Just like Ted did….when he
was younger. This is just the start of
Ted’s expert advice and we might reveal more as we head into week 6. Look out Lead Slingers! Sweaty Teddy knows a thing or two about
slinging lead too!
Uncle Ted informed us he was a Chiefs Fan.
And NOT a Bear's Fan!
Remember the Alamo!
It's not going to happen again this week!
