The Oracle of Graceland Predicts Destruction of the SC Troopers Deathstar

Without a doubt "The Force" with The Elvis Beaver Posse squad last week with the fall of the leagues number one team! But The Oracle of Graceland didn't stop there, he successfully predicted correctly 6 out of 7 match-ups!   Only Carlos Danger was able to overcome The Oracle's predictions!  This was EBP's biggest win of the season, knocking off a number one team with a disguarded (only owned by 3% of the entire Yahoo Fantasy Football teams) defense of the G-Men who put up a season high 22 points in a single game to seal the EBP victory.  Only the Oracle of Graceland could have predicted such an event!  Good thing he is whispering in Elvis' ear back at headquarters.  Enough with the celebration dance, that was last week it starts all over again.

With the Late Blummer's coming on strong in the last three weeks, there is cause for preparation back at Graceland Dam.  The Oracle used up most of his powers last week and if the Posse are gonna pull through this one it will take some hard work and a little luck.  Weather predictions are favorable for the Posse even if their individual opponents are not so favorable.  Weather forecasts for Sunday in Dallas are predicting heavy showers for the Seahawk / Cowboy game.  Showers of rainbow colored Skittles are expected as Marshawn repeatably scores touchdowns in a Cowboy loss and chalks up big points for the Beaver Posse.  So "Taste the Rainbow" you Late Blummers!

Other predictions from "The Oracle of Graceland"

Trey City will continue to kick the Troopers while they are down this week, still stunned from the EBP beat down from last week.

Rodgers Wrecking Crew finally puts a win on the board as the BS's take a fall

KeepPounding will do just that this week and will maintain his top spot in the league

Bill Cosby's Sleepers wakes up this week and show off his TD's

Lead Slingers keep silently creeping up the rankings and will do so again this week

Carlos has been a tricky one to predict and The Oracle will not bet against him this week!


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Week 7, The Plastic Action-figure Legion of Doom Falls

For 6 weeks now the EBP team has experienced nothing but trouble and strife.  Despite the difficulties,  felonies, mis-management by a has been face painting rocker, and a 1000 year flood the team is standing at .500 and showing the signs of a championship in the making.  Last weeks performance and crushing victory over a bewildered Rhode Island Reds squad struck teror in the hearts of the PSA Rifle Crew league.  No one expected that type of domination from a 10th place 2 - 3 team.  It is obvious Elivs has found his groove and SC Troopers are taking the threat seriously.   Judging from the activity board SCT is in a panic about matching up head to head against The Posse this week, and who could blame them!

Last week SCT put up some impressive numbers but this week is very different!  This week their WR and RB positions will have some tough sledding against those defenses.  With Marshawn back in the line up against a 31st rank defense absent a Patrick Willis this year, who's to stop him?  Some plasic toy action figures from my youth!?? Don't  bet on it!  SCT's panic is real, for good reason, and justifies their last minute trading and positioning.  The EBP management will not be out done and has also positioned themselves to capitalize on SCT'S antics.  The change will take place on Saturday and should be the "icing on the victory cake" as the EBP tops the "plastic legion of doom"! 

Predictions for week 7

EBT handily beats a stunned SCTroopers as they are introduced to the true dark side!

Bluming kicks around a Wrecked Wrecking Crew as he conveniently forgets what life was like at the bottom of the barrel

Alex's team racks up their third loss in a row as they have to start Kaepernick facing a Seattle defense with Rodgers on a bye

KeepPounding takes the top spot in the league this week by rolling Show ME Your TDs,  I think they will get what they asked for!

Trey City wins easily with Rhode Island still bewildered this week on an island by themselves

Lead Slingers shoot down the high flying God Graham It this week,  what goes up must come down!  Did you really think that streak would continue! ?  Graham loses despite an excellent performance by Bell.

Bill Cosby kicks Carlos to the curb in a celebrity death match style Alabama ass whoopin!

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EBP Team Blog Week6

EBP Team Blog Week 6

Gene Simmons is out!  After only 2 weeks of inking an adviser contract with the EBP organization Simmons demanded a bonus for “turning around the organization” after the first win under his “guidance and advice” the first week on staff.  The falling out between Simmons and the EBP GM probably caused the distractions that lead to the embarrassing loss last week against the God Graham It squad.  Marshawn, whom still will not speak to the media, tweeted about the circus that was going on in the EBP head office.

The official statement from the team’s media spokesman was “we are evaluating all options at this time to salvage this season”.  The Posse is only one game away from. 500 and are expected to win easily over a Rhode Island Reds team that is hampered with bye week and injured players.  Simmons never had enough time to prove his worth to the EBP organization and only brought distractions and media attention which was not what this organization needed.  A return to the fundamentals is what is needed to get this team back on track.  Playoffs may not be in their future this year but a winning season is not out of reach just yet.  After this ordeal, Elvis is solid in his head coaching position and the only voice of reason in the organization at this time.  If he can deliver a winning season with the antics going on in the front office, he maybe a hot commodity if any head coaching jobs open up within the league with a more stable management team, time will tell.  When Simmons was asked about the debacle, he only mumbled something about “beavers have buckteeth and have no place in football” before driving away in his limo.

When asked if Elvis would accept a position at another team, he stated “his focus was on next week’s game and preparing the team for the playoffs”.  Although a little early to be making predictions about playoffs, we do agree that is where his focus should be!  Enjoy the match-ups this week!

Marshawn volunteers to take Gene’s place and make the predictions this week

EBP pounds Rhode Island Reds as a send-off for Gene

SC Troopers wreck Rodgers Wrecking Co.

Blume’ing gets his second win of the season over Alex

Show me your TD’s will show up the BS’er squad

KeepPounding88 continues their reign of terror over league this week

God Graham it gets the hammering they deserved last week from Trey City (remember that Trey City is a dangerous place!)

Lead Slingers lead poison Carlos this week

EBP Gag Order Lifted!, Late posting.....

Sorry for the late post.   I wrote this on Thursday but forgot to post.

EBP Gag Order Lifted!

Week four was very positive for the future of Elvis’s head coaching job.  Despite not being an overwhelming win, it appears that his job is safe for the near future.  Advice from Gene Simmons from the front office and the added pressure to preform appears to have done its job.  Gene’s prior football organization experience seems to be paying off for the EBP!  As a result some personnel changes took place this week to help fill the large gaping hole in the line up from an injured Marshawn Lynch.  Lynch being sidelined may also be the excuse Elvis needed if the season don’t turn around.

Week 5 will be interesting for the EBP since preparations will be short due to the charity work going on in Columbia SC due to the flooding.  Who else but the Beaver Posse is better equipped to help the Palmetto State in the time of need!?  Dam and canal reconstruction are what we do best, and we do it with that Elvis style that everyone loves!

For the first time this season the EBP are underdogs in their match up against God Graham It!  Some of the Posse are taking the underdog position very seriously and are feeling slighted by the media.  Some members are even refusing to speak to the media, especially Marshawn!  All players are really pumped to prove everyone wrong and are promising to deliver a win despite the dam reconstruction in Columbia.  And just in case team God Graham It! hasn’t heard the news, Jimmy Graham is up for trade!

Week 4 Predictions

EBP tops Carlos Danger in a close one.  Elvis still has his head coaching job but to keep the pressure on, the GM hired Gene Simmons this week on as a consultant.  Even with Lynch on the bench, EBP returns to .500 this week by stepping in the face of Danger as they climb the next rung of the championship ladder.

Show me your TDs lays the lumber to the Stormtroopers this week with Stafford getting shellacked by the Seattle defense and a banged up Chris Ivory playing part time and half speed.

You're BLUME'ING gets his first win of the season by pounding on KeepPounding,  kinda like fighting fire with fire.  KeepPounding looses the Carolina magic this week with the Panthers falling to the Bucs.

Bill Cosby's reign of terror ends this week with an upset by You Can't BS a BSer squad who has been struggling this season.  Gene himself makes this call as one of the many services he is now offering the EBP organization.  Gene loves an underdog and with help from the Buffalo defense, this is a solid pick.

Alex's Team moves to 3 and 1 this week with a walk in the park over the Reds because of lack luster performances from Bridgewater and Charles.  Look for a season high from Rodgers and above average performance by Randle.

Another underdog call this week with a Rodgers Wrecking Crew win.  However this one will be close and it is nearly a toss up.  We expect Fitzpatrick to contine to surprise folks with the Jets but an under appreciated Danny Woodhead coming across the middle against a solid Cleveland could be the difference.  We had to pick one, but in reality, this one could go either way.  This is the premier matchup of the week!

It looks like Trey City will maintain their dominance in the league this week and continue their unbeaten streak with an easy win over the Lead Slingers.  With the prediction of a Carolina loss, we expect Olsen to deliver an average performance, as well as many others on the Slinger squad.