EBP Gag Order Lifted!
Week four was very positive for the future of Elvis’s head
coaching job. Despite not being an
overwhelming win, it appears that his job is safe for the near future. Advice from Gene Simmons from the front
office and the added pressure to preform appears to have done its job. Gene’s prior football organization experience
seems to be paying off for the EBP! As a
result some personnel changes took place this week to help fill the large gaping
hole in the line up from an injured Marshawn Lynch. Lynch being sidelined may also be the excuse
Elvis needed if the season don’t turn around.
Week 5 will be interesting for the EBP since preparations
will be short due to the charity work going on in Columbia SC due to the
flooding. Who else but the Beaver Posse
is better equipped to help the Palmetto State in the time of need!? Dam and canal reconstruction are what we do
best, and we do it with that Elvis style that everyone loves!
For the first time this season the EBP are underdogs in
their match up against God Graham It!
Some of the Posse are taking the underdog position very seriously and are
feeling slighted by the media. Some
members are even refusing to speak to the media, especially Marshawn! All players are really pumped to prove
everyone wrong and are promising to deliver a win despite the dam
reconstruction in Columbia. And just in
case team God Graham It! hasn’t heard the news, Jimmy Graham is up for trade!
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