Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Week 7, The Plastic Action-figure Legion of Doom Falls

For 6 weeks now the EBP team has experienced nothing but trouble and strife.  Despite the difficulties,  felonies, mis-management by a has been face painting rocker, and a 1000 year flood the team is standing at .500 and showing the signs of a championship in the making.  Last weeks performance and crushing victory over a bewildered Rhode Island Reds squad struck teror in the hearts of the PSA Rifle Crew league.  No one expected that type of domination from a 10th place 2 - 3 team.  It is obvious Elivs has found his groove and SC Troopers are taking the threat seriously.   Judging from the activity board SCT is in a panic about matching up head to head against The Posse this week, and who could blame them!

Last week SCT put up some impressive numbers but this week is very different!  This week their WR and RB positions will have some tough sledding against those defenses.  With Marshawn back in the line up against a 31st rank defense absent a Patrick Willis this year, who's to stop him?  Some plasic toy action figures from my youth!?? Don't  bet on it!  SCT's panic is real, for good reason, and justifies their last minute trading and positioning.  The EBP management will not be out done and has also positioned themselves to capitalize on SCT'S antics.  The change will take place on Saturday and should be the "icing on the victory cake" as the EBP tops the "plastic legion of doom"! 
Predictions for week 7

EBT handily beats a stunned SCTroopers as they are introduced to the true dark side!

Bluming kicks around a Wrecked Wrecking Crew as he conveniently forgets what life was like at the bottom of the barrel

Alex's team racks up their third loss in a row as they have to start Kaepernick facing a Seattle defense with Rodgers on a bye

KeepPounding takes the top spot in the league this week by rolling Show ME Your TDs,  I think they will get what they asked for!

Trey City wins easily with Rhode Island still bewildered this week on an island by themselves

Lead Slingers shoot down the high flying God Graham It this week,  what goes up must come down!  Did you really think that streak would continue! ?  Graham loses despite an excellent performance by Bell.

Bill Cosby kicks Carlos to the curb in a celebrity death match style Alabama ass whoopin!






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