EBP Team Blog Week6

EBP Team Blog Week 6

Gene Simmons is out!  After only 2 weeks of inking an adviser contract with the EBP organization Simmons demanded a bonus for “turning around the organization” after the first win under his “guidance and advice” the first week on staff.  The falling out between Simmons and the EBP GM probably caused the distractions that lead to the embarrassing loss last week against the God Graham It squad.  Marshawn, whom still will not speak to the media, tweeted about the circus that was going on in the EBP head office.

The official statement from the team’s media spokesman was “we are evaluating all options at this time to salvage this season”.  The Posse is only one game away from. 500 and are expected to win easily over a Rhode Island Reds team that is hampered with bye week and injured players.  Simmons never had enough time to prove his worth to the EBP organization and only brought distractions and media attention which was not what this organization needed.  A return to the fundamentals is what is needed to get this team back on track.  Playoffs may not be in their future this year but a winning season is not out of reach just yet.  After this ordeal, Elvis is solid in his head coaching position and the only voice of reason in the organization at this time.  If he can deliver a winning season with the antics going on in the front office, he maybe a hot commodity if any head coaching jobs open up within the league with a more stable management team, time will tell.  When Simmons was asked about the debacle, he only mumbled something about “beavers have buckteeth and have no place in football” before driving away in his limo.

When asked if Elvis would accept a position at another team, he stated “his focus was on next week’s game and preparing the team for the playoffs”.  Although a little early to be making predictions about playoffs, we do agree that is where his focus should be!  Enjoy the match-ups this week!

Marshawn volunteers to take Gene’s place and make the predictions this week

EBP pounds Rhode Island Reds as a send-off for Gene

SC Troopers wreck Rodgers Wrecking Co.

Blume’ing gets his second win of the season over Alex

Show me your TD’s will show up the BS’er squad

KeepPounding88 continues their reign of terror over league this week

God Graham it gets the hammering they deserved last week from Trey City (remember that Trey City is a dangerous place!)

Lead Slingers lead poison Carlos this week