It is 2017 and the abbreviated EBP training camp is in full swing! The camp this year is abbreviated due to the lateness of the draft this year. The latest conspiracy is that Your Blumeing paid the commissioner off this year to push back the draft date in the hopes that the Ezekiel Elliot situation would be more clear and he would not be wasting his 1st round draft pick on a running back that would be riding the pine for half the season. The good news is that Zek looks good on the sidelines!
Big Ben and Martavis have been catching up for time lost in the last few days of camp. Martavis stated he is not just going to focus on just big plays this year and has promised not to get suspended again, which should strike fear in the hearts of all EBP opponents. Gordon and Gurley are looking good and should be able to carry the 500+ carries between the two of them this year with minimal effort. Doug Martin should be ready to return to RB1 form by the first bye week to resume his RB1 status from a couple years back, despite his 6th Round draft position.
Just because you smoke a little weed doesn’t mean you are an addict, he just wanted to relax. Being a top tier running back or wide receiver is very stressful. The entire EBP team is gelling quite nicely this year despite the participation trophy style draft score everyone in the PSA league received this year.
Just like last year, EBP is away at Trey City week 1. Trey City hasn’t gotten any safer over the last year either! Both the team and the city itself have become more dangerous. If you remember last year the EBP bus was ambushed when it took a wrong turn trying to get to the stadium in Trey City. Also TC snagged Aaron Rogers in the second round this year making them a dangerous threat to an EBP victory. Lack of depth at the running back position and the lack of Andrew Luck should ensure an EBP victory week 1, along with a strong showing of the Seattle defense against the Packers. The new armored team bus with flame thrower attachments should get us through the city and to the stadium safely and on time this year.
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Predictions for week 1 league match ups for 2017 are as follows:
SC Stormtroopers are looking to upset Carlos Danger, and I would have to agree with them. Don’t count on anything from those Colts receivers this week with Luck on the bench. However this one is going to be close, razor thin close, but the EBP scouts are declaring a victory for the Stormtroopers primarily because of the play by Russel Wilson.
The Lead Slingers should mow over the Play Makers since the coach and GM for the Play Makers have been kidnapped and held for ransom for the last couple weeks. There is an ongoing investigation to determine if there was any fowl play involved by another member of the league as there are plenty of motives to go around. The EBP organization has their own suspect (cough…cough….Laces out Dan….cough….) due to their team wreckage last year in the 2016 championship game. Hey when building a dynasty, there is gonna be some wreckage!
In another very competitive game this week, the EBP projects Beats By Ray to be the winner over Show Me Your TDs. However Show Me are no longer the push overs they once were. Gone are the days when you saw Show Me Your TDs on the schedule and have a built in bye week win. Show Me Your TDs are the new Cleveland Browns of the 2017 PSA Rifle Crew league! Beats by Rays should look for a more relevant team name change to improve their odds week to week. Expect Rivers to under-perform against that number 1 ranked Denver defense as well as Sammie Watkins as he learns a new system and joins the struggling offense in LA. These two misses will be too much for the mighty Gronk to overcome as Show Me Your TDs takes on their first L of the season.
God Graham It goes down hard this week trusting their fortunes on positions other than the RBs. Everyone knows your team lives and dies by the running back positions in this league! A rookie and Fat Rob are not going to get it done in this league! And to top it off, Golden Tate is a week to week craps shoot! Kangaroo Smashers should easily take the win in what the EBP organization believes will be the blow out of the week.
Despite their underdog status on Yahoo Fantasy predictions, Your Blumeing should handily beat Laces Out Dan this week due to outstanding play by Cam Newton and full contribution from the rest of their team. David Johnson will do what he does, but the last time we checked football was a team sport, even fantasy football. Brandon Marshall is washed up and Ingram is now splitting the carries in a high pass percentage offense with AP now. Don’t look for them to help out Mr. Johnson as he terrorizes the Detroit defense. You’re Blumeing by 10+ points!
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