Drug smuggling scandal at Graceland Beaver Dam!!

Scandal!  Half of the Posse’s scouts this week were terminated when it was discovered they were involved with an illegal drug smuggling ring.  Elvis choose not to comment directly on the matter but was overheard on an open mic that he thought they must have been smoking some of the drugs they were smuggling when they picked the Lead Slingers to win over the Kangaroo Smashers in week 2.  It is clear now that so goes Jordy Nelson so goes the Lead Slingers chance of meeting EBP in the championship game this year.  Alex Smith can’t do it ALL for the Lead Slingers!  Despite the terminations the EBP scouts still have an 8 – 4 record (0.667) , which is better than 75% of the leagues win record!

For those of you incurious, the second little piggy was one of our employees here at Graceland.

"Three Little Piggies"

Your BlumEin’ was picked by the ganja smoking scouts to win in week 2.  Your BlumEin’ would have been better off having Zek on suspension this week than in Dallas’ starting line up!  The Broncos look like the real deal this year on both sides of the ball shutting down the number one running back from the 2016 season.  “Shutting down = less than 10 yards on 9 attempts = 0.9000 yards per carry!”   OUCH!
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Message to the God Graham It squad…don’t get too confident.  The EBP will recover from this scandal and come back stronger just in time for week 5 with the Muscle Hamster ready to play!  Its’ a long season but so far it is shaping up to be just like last year, (except for Beats By Ray is actually winning a few games this year) with Graham It making a run for the championship and showing promise earlier in the season.

Week 3 Predictions:
EBP will be an underdog (based on crappy Yahoo projections) to Carlos Danger this week, but not to worry.  Our players stopped smoking ganja before the pre-season and will be ready to meet the challenge regardless of the poor scouting report from last week.

God Graham It marches undefeated into week 4 as he kicks the Stormtroopers while they are down after the devastating season ending loss to the EBP week 2.  Don’t give up Stormtroopers, there is still a price for 3rd place!

Trey City gets their first win of the season over the Lead Slingers with Henry finally starting to pay dividends for the struggling Trey City.  They have been waiting for Henry to do something for 2 years now, looks like they will be rewarded this week for their patience and past losing record with their first win in week 3 of the 2017 season.

EBP’s computer projections for the Kangaroos vs Show Me Your TDs predict a Kangaroo victory this week!  No scouts available after all the arrests last week, so we turned to the Beaver Dam computer models for this prediction.  The “Cleveland Browns of the PSA Rifle Crew” league continue to show flashes of improvement this season but just can’t seem to keep the train on the track.  Don’t look for Crabtree and Gronk to go off again in week 3!  They are just hoping Gronk plays week 3.

Your BlumEin’ goes down in flames again this week to the new comer The Other other guy (“the team formerly known as The Playmakers”).  They hope the “Purple Rain” strategy name change does the trick as they try to turn this frog into a Prince! You do have to ask yourself, did Prince really become a more success artist when he changed his name to “that thing”???  None the less they are trying something different, and the EBP computer models show that it is working!

Beats by Ray has and easy schedule this week against a desperate Laces Out Dan team.  The EBP computer models predict Beats by Ray undefeated going into week 4!  Something just didn’t feel right typing that and auto correct had to be turned off just to get it into print!  Nice job by Ray getting that team turned around this year!  A win is a win, and it is proven that ganja effects one’s perception!