Watching the game from the press box:
Week 1 is now in the record books and if you are one of the lucky ones without Kareem Hunt and have stumbled into a victory, may the force be with you! The scouts back at Graceland however start the season with a 5-1 prediction record. The only miss was the explosion by Kareem against the almighty dark forces of the Hoodie and the golden boy Brady!
The EBP team once again experienced the dirty underhandedness of the Trey City dark underbelly organized crime syndicate. The Posse’ was ready for the stretch of Armageddon style streets running through the wasteland that is Trey City by procuring a convoy of armored buses this year. Charles Clay, Tyrod Taylor, Adam Thielen, and Tyreek Hill were all on the same bus that had a smaller gas tank than the others. When they had to stop on the outskirts of the city. All seamed ok as they refueled and safety got back on the bus, (unlike last year!). However it seems the diesel fuel was cut with about 50% water and bus didn’t make it to the stadium in time for the start but the newly installed flame throwers kept them safe. But they were not able to get there in time to make the starting lineup.
The good news is their services were not needed to secure a victory and they will be well rested for next week’s match-up against the real dark side…the StormTroopers. After last year’s humiliating season this squad went all in this year trying to improve their chances with some big time superstars in their lineup most of whom have very favorable match-ups this week. It’s going to take all the of the Posse’s players this week to secure the victory. Elvis and team don’t seem to be too worried about their season opener at Graceland Stadium but are preparing very diligently in the event the dark side gains strength over the week. It is easy to become too self-absorbed during your first home game of the season. (cough … cough …. cough, patriots,…..cough)
Predictions Week 2:
Lead Slingers over the Smashers, handily! The Smashers over promised and under delivered week 1. This team was the only one the EBP scouts got wrong last week. This week the Lead Slingers are a lock week 2 and look to be contending to meet the Beaver Posse in the championship this year. Look for Alex Smith to repeat last week’s performance and Thomas to step up his game this week.
Show Me Your TD’s loses another close one this week against the new comer Playmakers mainly due to the improved play of the Seahawks ( Baldwin & Defense), and a ticked off Patriots team using Gillislee excessively in the red zone as they come off their embarrassing loss last week. Look for Gillislee to repeat but this time will be in the roster and not on the bench.
Your Bluming takes Beats by Ray to the wood shed this week in what the EBP scouts are predicting to be the blowout of the week. Your Bluming has some very juicy favorable match-ups this week and Crowell and McCoy running into some headwinds against Carolina and Baltimore’s strong defensive fronts.
Trey City falls another rung on their way to the losers bracket this week to God Graham it, lead by rebounding Tom Brady. Crowder should also have positive points this week as opposed to last week! Also TJ will be another non-factor this week with Luck on the bench and Henry will continue to be fantasy irrelevant as long as Demarco is upright.
Laces Out Dan gets pummeled again this week by a very talented Carlos Danger team that is loaded with depth on the bench. Derek Carr will shred the NYJ secondary and Arizona will score big against a sorry looking, heavily targeted, anemic Indy offense. Look for Ajayi to come off the bench in a big way week 2.
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