Week two of the PSA Rifle Crew league
rolls on with the Elvis Beaver Posse’s bad luck string in tow. First it was the escapades of Bill Cosby on
the sidelines and now, this past weekend something happened that has never
happened in team history! The bus for
EBP was on the road to the notorious and dangerous Trey City for an away game when
the team needed to stop for some snacks.
Wood chips in any city are extremely hard to find and the EBP bus ended
up in a bad neighbor in the heart of Trey City.
After departing the bus the team was mugged by what looked like the
offensive squad of the Philadelphia Eagles!
Our team members were tied up in a local crack house while the Eagles
Offensive team dressed in EBP uniforms!
It appears that organized crime runs Trey City’s underworld and they
were betting heavy on a Trey City win.
So much so they kidnapped the EBP squad and sent in Chip Kelly’s boys to
take our place! Well the beaver costumes
and uniforms worked and no one suspected the fraud which I still can’t believe. Adam Vinatieri misses a field goal!?? Com’
on! That just doesn’t happen in real
life!
Anyway, luckily the real EBP team
gnawed through the ropes and a couple of the real team members made it to the
game in time to make a last minute effort to put some points on the board but
it was too little too late. The ringers
on the Trey City team had already pounded the beaver look-a-likes and the game
was lost. Beware when traveling to Trey
City (or visiting Bill Cosby for that matter)! Next
week is a home game back at Graceland.
We should fare much better back on our own turf and Anquan back in the
lineup. However if the Lead Slingers
perform like they did last week, we might just call Chip’s boys back to play
for us again!
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