EBP’s Rundown of Week 1:
Game Recap
Bill Cosby came to Graceland’s Beaver Dam this week with
high hopes. After napping through the
draft and the first 3 quarters of the game, he was awakened with the sole help
of Julio Jones who dreamed of a Cosby victory. Despite the late game day preparations
and last minute trades, Cosby’s Graceland sleepover remained peaceful, except
for Julio. Julio surprised the Posse late in the 4th
quarter with loads of lawlessness and disrespect! Julio was able to distract the Posse long
enough to squeak the Cosby Crue into the lead.
But he was no match for the ever vigilant Anquan, who was waiting
crouched and ready to attack in the last game of week 1! With Cosby
only one point head, Anquan sprang the trap and overwhelmed Cosby delivering a
300% effort! That’s right! Anquan delivered a blistering 300% effort or
3 points for those of you that are bad at math, to push the Posse into the
victory circle.
Unfortunate Events
At some point during the 3rd quarter a member of
the Beaver’s Cheer leading Squad was rushed to Graceland Memorial Hospital for an
alleged sexual assault and battery. Various
eye witnesses saw Cosby awake and down on the Posse’s sidelines during the time
frame of the alleged assault. As a
result of these unfortunate events, the remaining Squad members have requested
Anquan on the side lines for protection during next week’s game when the Posse travels
to the notorious and very dangerous Trey City.
Why the Squad chose Anquan still remains to be seen, however I suspect
the ladies were overly impressed with his 300% effort during that won the game
for the Posse week one.
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