Week 2 Recap and Update.....farewell Ric! Welcome...."Unidentified Mail-room Guy"!

Week 2 Recap:  The Posse won a close one on the road at the SC Trooper’s Death Sstar Stadium last week.   It was down to the wire and every single point was needed!  If it wasn’t for Team Matt, (Ryan and Forte), who know how bad it could have been!  The Posse took the lead Thursday night and never looked back despite under performing (but thinner) Lacy, Baldwin, some guy at tight end, and a worthless Jets Defense

For those of you following the Posse Blog this year you will notice fewer and fewer postings.  This is mostly due to a new strategy by upper management to keep more game time decisions private.  Last year was the first year of the organization’s existence and we failed to make the playoffs but learned from our mistakes and have reloaded for the 2016 season.  We felt like we shared too much information with the public last year and our competition used it to their advantage.  (like stealing the wheels off the bus when we traveled to the notorious Trey City causing us to be late to the game)  Many back at Graceland blamed our missing the playoffs on this open style of communication, so this year we are a little more tight-lipped despite the excessively large teeth.

One personnel change to mention was the firing of Ric Flair this week.  As you know from our first pre-season posting, we hired Ric as a consultant to help make the team more competitive this year and we have started the year 2-0, knocking off the 2015 league champion Trey City and those nasty Troopers all while capturing first place!  Ric (and Trey City) even helped us win an award in week 1!  Ric has done a great job for us and we wish him all the best.  However some of his starter recommendations last week were poor and caused the game to be too close for comfort!  The EBP bench almost outscored the starters!  Just like we stated, we would be finding new insightful minds this year, BEFORE we started losing games to ensure a playoff position!

Due to this season’s quick success, we have had to upgrade the security here at Graceland Beaver Dam Stadium.  We have so many people wanting to work for the organization we can’t keep them out, and yes if your wondering, we had to place a restraining order on Tim Tebow!  Geezzz that guy!  I guess success has many fathers!  Below is some security photos of the bums trying to get into the stadium.

With the increased costs of extra security, success has provided the Posse many challenges.  The latest causality of this success was the celebrity consultant budget!  Bottom line was, we could no longer afford Ric!  As a result we were forced to look inside the organization for guidance going into week 3.  We can’t release his name yet as he is scouting competitors incognito and we want to maintain his cover.  Below are some intelligence pictures of his recent reconnaissance operations in the field.